cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

ruingaraf:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

Did it ever occur to you that we don’t want to get in touch with our feelings? That actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

But his lonely mind is his only friend

His lonely friend will be with him to the end

And she sang

(x)

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

Alison Hendrix Appreciation Day

↳ “We’re clones. We’re someone’s experiment and they’re killing us off. “

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